Joke Of The Day

Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.

The sardines were packed as tight as the coach section of a 747.

The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.

Fishing is like waiting for something that does not happen very often.

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a row and they are all marching backwards?
What you have is a receding hareline.

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

Sadly, all men are created equal.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies. Probably because they are generally the same people.

The only time the world beats a path to your door is while you're in the bathroom.

As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.

What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it

When prices are going up, what remains stationary?
Writing paper and envelopes

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?
Your fingers.

What's the difference between a rain barrel and a bad outfielder?
One catches drops; the other drops catches.

I can never understand my trigonometry teacher because he always talks in sine language.


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